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3D Thursday: Dance

April 10, 2015 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

Robert’s birthday is coming up and I’m going to work a few of his favorite things into a video. The favorite things: I Put a Spell on You (Screamin’ Jay Hawkins style), Audrey Horne’s wardrobe from Twin Peaks, and me dancing. There’s been a lot of things playing on youtube on repeat as I pull together the vision. The wardrobe has been purchased on etsy and ebay, the dance moves are starting to be practiced (thinking solo blues), and while I groove […]

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the science of the eulogy

April 9, 2015 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of thermodynamics; that no energy gets created in the universe, and none is destroyed. You want your mother to know that all your energy, every vibration, every Btu of heat, every wave of […]

Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Aaron Freeman, eulogy, physics

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Week in Review|The Book Title Version

October 27, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

1. The Automatic Toilet Seat 2. Why Are All the Drive Thrus Closed? 3. The Lights Are Out in the Elevator: Five Stories 4. How to Pretend You’ve Done This Before: A Beginner’s Guide to Bondage 5. The Easiest $500 You’ll Ever Make 6. My Hair’s Being Watched 7. All I Want is to Finish 8. Foxygen

Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: book titles, Foxygen, life, lists

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she likes me

October 26, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

As received by Jellyfish Harper: my dearest, first i feel as if i must apologize for what happened at the dmv the other day. i promise you that i didn’t mean to make out with that random transient. i’m not straight. i don’t know what came over me. despite it, i hope we’re still in good graces because you’re the eternal poetry that is my spirit. furthermore, i miss you and your outstanding butt. hell, i can’t be in the […]

Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: diarrhea, humor, love letter

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oh no, here it comes

August 14, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

I told him about the three day 24/7 rave I had just returned from, the $2k worth of RV damage, having to duct tape the coke mirror as a temporary replacement for the missing passenger mirror, and the driver cut and bloodied from being washed in tempered glass when the passenger window broke. “And you were the only sober one? OH. MY GOD.” Shakes his head. “You know, let me tell you something. I know you’re not going to listen […]

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jeff goldblum is anton levey pt 1

August 5, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

I was in his neighborhood and dropped by unannounced. His home was different. The warm minimalism I had gotten used to was absent. This home was a stomach that had been fed royal colored velvets, ornately carved and gilded furniture, flocked wallpaper, crystal, and stained glass. This new environment didn’t change him, though. He was still the man with a fitted button down tucked into jeans atop suede loafers. Designer everything but not a designer name to be seen. He […]

Categories: slumber, Uncategorized • Tags: Dream, dream diary, subconcious

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exercise

April 16, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

A friend was talking about a book he had to read while going to couple’s therapy. I asked to see it…and I don’t remember anything about it except these questions I found somewhere in the middle and took a picture of. 1. What do I want more than anything else in a relationship? 2. If that desire were fulfilled, what would that give me? 3. If I had that state/feeling/situation in my life, what would I really have? 4. How […]

Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: relationships, self help, therapy

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first time experiences that made me go mimis

April 16, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

1) BUS TOUR OF VIENNA This occurred right after the 13 hour flight getting there. There’s nothing more sleep inducing than going through round about after round about and not having to be the one actually driving through them. 2) SALZBURG MARIONETTE THEATRE So after that tour bus ride we traveled 3 hours to sit in a dark theatre and watch marionettes perform an opera. It was dark. It was an opera. Performed by marionettes. Did I mention we traveled […]

Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Austria, marionettes, motorcycle, opera, Salzburg, sleep, Vienna

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stretching sentences

March 12, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

Sometimes you just need to get back to basics. And then realize you need practice. Who? My mom Did What? Cried herself to sleep When? Every night Where? At home Why? Because she doesn’t have the answers Finished Sentence: Every night at home, my mom cries herself to sleep because she’s answerless. Who? Brian Did What? Couldn’t get it up When? When having sex with this girl he really liked Where? In his grandma’s bedroom Why? Because he was nervous Finished Sentence: Nervous in […]

Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: back to basics, creative writing exercises, stress management, stretching sentences, writing for kids

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words I don’t use: break up

February 23, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

I’m 31 years old and I have never been broken up with. One guy has turned me down for sex. Every day I prepare myself mentally to not be as lucky. My long-term partner and I regularly talk about our futures. The conversation goes something like, “I want to do this, I want to do that, you’re amazing, I love sharing my life with you, I’m so excited I get to witness your journey, I love watching us change, yadda, […]

Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: acceptance, break ups, communication, honesty, love, relationships, support

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