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headband magnifier with LED light and dick

June 22, 2021 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

I walked in on Ross naked, leaning into an open window to catch the sun’s light on medical grade tweezers, as he slowly peeled skin away from twenty splinters, five of which were causing infections. He called me over in excitement, never once looking my way, sparing me the blinding glare from the headlight on his magnifying visor. He was focused, yet eager to show me every area on his hand causing pain. I enjoy watching Ross take care of […]

Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: dating, first date, love

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five (press on) nails in 5(?) bay area homes

May 15, 2021 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

I’ve been doing this 17 years and this is the first week I’ve done this with press on nails. I wasn’t committed enough to the idea to use nail glue. I used the gummy clear stickers that came in the kit instead. Quick n’ easy can elevate the quality of life sometimes, and if the lighting is bad, a low-quality job can look decent. Most of my customers live with bad lighting. I got compliments from customers the first two […]

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two animals half dead

May 15, 2021 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

Neither the quail nor cat ran fast enough. I hit both of them, taking them both for dead, until I glanced in my rear view mirror. The quail was frantically flapping it’s wings, going nowhere. The tires must’ve pinned it’s tail and toes to the asphalt. I made myself not feel bad by focusing on the fresh road meal I just gifted a hawk or coyote. It was a little harder to squash the bad feelings with the cat. The […]

Categories: snippets • Tags: birds, cat, death, life, new mexico, pets, quail, roadkill

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every day

April 26, 2021 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

Is the same. I get shocked when I touch anything metal because the air is dry and the mobile home is carpeted in reddish-brown polyester, the sofa is covered in dark brown polyester, the cat sleeps in light brown polyester, and the dog sleeps in polyester the same color as the sofa’s polyester. Even the zucchini shocked me today. (Because I had to walk on polyester carpet to get to it, and it was resting on aluminum foil.) I wear […]

Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: breakup, desert, electrons, love, stars

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three bitches, me, and a stud

April 18, 2021 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

The stud snorts hog-style when he’s excited. It’s not sexy. I wonder about being a horny therianthrope, with the stud available as an eager participant. He’s cool and collected on the outside, his ice blue eyes concealing all emotion. The wind wafts particles of New Mexican clay soil off his Australian Shepard blue merle coat into the air, into my eyes. For the briefest moment they are irritated enough that looks don’t matter. He loses his cool with the possibility […]

Categories: snippets • Tags: misophonia, therianthrope

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ginger

May 8, 2019 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

Her body is different than mine. The entirety of it makes people stop, gaze, and comment. Only my breasts do that. A wide and long mass of bouncy red curls sits on top of her head, slowly tapering into her long and lean body. She is a mermaid in tight jeans and cowboy boots. She doesn’t like her hands. They look thirty years older than the rest of her. Mine do, too. That’s my favorite part about her hands. They […]

Categories: stories • Tags: dancing, farming, first kiss, ginger, girls, homestead, homesteader, redhead

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delayed takes on reality p2: 1/3 of 3/4 of a threesome

May 6, 2019 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

45 + 33 + 36 They work on me like they’re earning commission. I bob up and down in the bubbly water, ears submerged, lost in the sound of the jets while Arlo dedicates his attention below the waist and Ikey takes care of above. Arlo comes up for air to say how much more enticing hot tub sex is in theory than in reality. They switch. Later in bed Arlo asks me how it feels to be the babe […]

Categories: secrets, snippets • Tags: babe, forest, hot tub, sex

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ikey

May 6, 2019 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

Ikey is short, fit, and comfortable with flirting while using his Jewish mom impersonation. He knows how to dance and hasn’t in a year and a half. Within a few hours of knowing him I want to be a part of his life. I know he’s recruiting because I was there when he told Arlo “I think I’m looking for wifey.” I don’t want to be wifey; I do want to be around: a face at a party, a recent […]

Categories: secrets • Tags: crush, dance, future, love, vintage

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delayed takes on reality p1: 1/3 of 3/4 of a threesome

May 6, 2019 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

21 + 31 + 36 It wasn’t an accident. We did it on purpose. With balance. I was the lackadaisical participant, he was the eager one, and she was the hot babe glue holding it all together. I call that night ‘Fingering Friday’ but every time I think of that night it feels mislabeled. It should be ‘Suckling Saturday’ or ‘Sensual Sunday’… I think it was Saturday. The reason it even happened was because I had to be at work […]

Categories: stories • Tags: aging, interracial, party, sex, threesome, youth

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stripes & stench

April 15, 2019 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

I walk into the bedroom to find the bed’s been made. My new sequins mermaid snuggie from T.J.Maxx is laid out over the gravity blankets. Arlo reversed some of the sequins to make a heart. I smiled and took a picture. * * * It’s been awhile since a guy has made my bed. Not that long, really. A month or so. Spud used to make it every day even though I told him not to. He stopped shortly before […]

Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: breakup, friendship, love, sex, skunk, sugar baby, sugar baby. sugar daddy, sugar dating

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