45 + 33 + 36

They work on me like they’re earning commission.

I bob up and down in the bubbly water, ears submerged, lost in the sound of the jets while Arlo dedicates his attention below the waist and Ikey takes care of above. Arlo comes up for air to say how much more enticing hot tub sex is in theory than in reality. They switch.

Later in bed Arlo asks me how it feels to be the babe that two men really want. I tell him it’s interesting. And unbelievable. It happens often enough and I never understand why. I’ve never viewed myself as a babe. I tell him I think it’s a symptom of being a woman. I also tell him that was the first time I’ve been with two men.

I get a shocked, “WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?! Are you serious?”

“I’m serious. I’m more of a one on one person.”

“You deserve all hands on deck.”