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July 22, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

Highlights from the SD search: PROFILES USERNAMES snackmaster, jimboluvsorals, ILyckItIStyckIt, youcumicumahhh INBOX “Maybe I should come over and lick your pussy right now? What do you think? I can host or cum to you. I would love to make you squirt…” “I’m a bigger guy, but I know how to take care of ladies. My man-hood is average, so nothing to worry about there. I am drug and STD free, and I have had a vasectomy so I […]

Categories: sugar • Tags: dating, erotic fiction, erotica, humor, online dating

scammers & sugar

July 18, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

A favorite first meeting topic of mine is the difference between the male and female dating experience. I’ve been obsessed with the male vs. female experience in general for some time, always wanting to read text threads between my male friends, asking them what they talk about with “the guys,” how they think their childhood experience was different than their sister’s, etcetera. Then I go through the same inquiries with women. In the sugar world, every man I’ve met has […]

Categories: sugar • Tags: beware, dating, e-scams, sugar, sugar baby, sugar baby scams, sugar daddy

hiding, deleting, and…

July 16, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

WEB-SITE REVIEWS!!!! 4 weeks in and 4 web-sites later and it’s finally time to make a sugar daddy decision. Dating is a new thing for me. I’m a serial, long-term relationship gal; neither of my whopping two relationships involved dating. I’m the “You’re the one” type and am damn good at choosing people who inspire lifelong creativity and growth (my two hugest turn-ons). If dating has taught me anything, it’s that I need time, patience, time, and time…plus a larger […]

Categories: sugar • Tags: dating, dating web-sites, doofus, establishedmen, meetsuccessfulmen, millionairematch, online dating, passionsearch, seekingarrangement, sugar dating, sugar relationship

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ghost

July 16, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

Remember that scene in Ghost where Sam helps Molly on the potter’s wheel? Well, in preparation for getting groovy with a nearly dead in a matter of hours, this one’s on repeat.

Categories: sounds, sugar • Tags: Demi Moore, Ghost, love song, Patrick Swayze, senior citizens, sex, The Righteous Brothers, Unchained Melody

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sex, drugs, & rock n’ roll

July 15, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS KIDS — ER, HORNY ADULTS A few days ago after agreeing that there was no love connection and that we had different motives, he shared that he wanted to stay in contact (which they almost all have…I have more penpals than I have fingers and toes). “And then I see this Google guy get whacked with dope by someone with zero remorse, and oy. Just be careful out there, not everyone has pure motives.” I […]

Categories: sugar • Tags: dating, death, drugs, Google, overdose, Seeking Arrangement, sugar baby, sugar daddy, sugar relationship

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put your head on my shoulder

July 14, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

on repeat

Categories: sounds • Tags: love song, Paul Anka, Put Your Head on My Shoulder

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worth describing

July 14, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

The sky was swollen with thick Farrow and Ball Down Pipe clouds. The sky was so packed with them they couldn’t even move. The only thing capable of drifting was my gaze. I looked up towards the top of the hill to size up the hike. It was anything but smooth. There was no sunlight. The tread on my shoes was already worn out from the numerous hikes that came before. The only pleasure I could find in getting up […]

Categories: slumber • Tags: castle, Dream, Farrow and Ball, flood, friends, short story

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verbena

July 14, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

I meet a lot of people. It’s what I do as part of my living. All day, every day, I have a bunch of “first dates” with people to see if we’re on the same wavelength and would be a proper fit for one another. Half the time we are. Half of that time we hug and kiss before our two hours are up. This was one of those times. As I approached her house I saw her watering the […]

Categories: stories • Tags: blindness, cerebral palsy, garden, inspiration, short story

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pick up your britches

July 14, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

“The reason you’re here is because my son is going through a phase where he doesn’t know how to express his anger…well, he DOES know how to express his anger, he’s just ruining the house doing it.” She gave me a guided walking tour of all the holes in the walls and what caused them. “He was asked to brush his teeth.” “We bought him shoes with velcro straps.” “His knees were dry.” After the hole tour we reviewed her […]

Categories: stories • Tags: autism, britches, puberty, short story

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maurice

July 14, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

“God, Maurice, don’t you ever shut up? She’s obviously trying to work and you keep on yacking.” Neither of us could see her but we heard her loud and clear. Their relationship reminded me of my parents: constant bickering with only one doing the actual bickering. It didn’t matter where she was in the house — she was listening to every word being exchanged, and my dad was the same way. You’d think you’d be having a private conversation and […]

Categories: stories • Tags: seismic retrofitting, senior citizens, short story

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Monthly Archives: July 2014

best of

scammers & sugar

hiding, deleting, and…

ghost

sex, drugs, & rock n’ roll

put your head on my shoulder

worth describing

verbena

pick up your britches

maurice