Last night I was in their kitchen, waiting for my phone to charge so I could go home and feel safe during the drive. I get shifty every time I leave their place and take too long to get settled in my car. They live in one of those neighborhood’s that’s not your own, so you don’t trust it. I was hungry and polite, so I said “yes” when I was offered pizza but took the smallest (square) slice in […]
“You can’t fuck my mechanic.” “I AM going to fuck your mechanic. I know what he looks like.” “What? You know him? How?” “‘Cuz he’s my mechanic, too.” I described him and the vehicle he showed up in. He was sad. Like his secret had gotten out. The dude’s on yelp for goodness sake. He’s a mechanic that COMES TO YOUR HOUSE. Everyone’s going to fuck him.
It was the first time we had taken separate showers. With my 3 hours of sleep, I needed a private wake up call and a solo shower did the trick. I finished. He got in. I was dressed and curious. Rope came out the night before but we didn’t do much with it. I took the instruction booklet out of his nightstand drawer, opened it to the page bookmarked with two Trojan Magnum condoms, wasn’t interested in what that page […]