“You can’t fuck my mechanic.”
“I AM going to fuck your mechanic. I know what he looks like.”
“What? You know him? How?”
“‘Cuz he’s my mechanic, too.”
I described him and the vehicle he showed up in.
He was sad. Like his secret had gotten out. The dude’s on yelp for goodness sake. He’s a mechanic that COMES TO YOUR HOUSE.
Everyone’s going to fuck him.