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things I’ll never have to explain

May 30, 2015 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

Robert and I are such jokesters that I often wonder what we would be like as parents. In the early years of our relationship, we babysat my three cousins, and I thought we did really well, particularly in high stress situations — like with fixing a head that had just smashed down onto concrete — but when it came to answering questions, we only filled their brains with lies. Today during my drive home, I thought about how I would realistically respond  […]

Categories: scribbles, Uncategorized • Tags: babysitting, childhood, children, God

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you are hare krishna!

May 16, 2015 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

I e-mailed him an article on celibacy some half a year ago. After dinner, he pulled it out of his backpack. He had printed it out, read it 17 times, and underlined and highlighted about half the article. I read the underlined sentences aloud and we talked about each concept in depth. Five hours later, he leapt out of his seat. ” YOU are Hare Krisha! That’s why you have so much sex, because you’re not thinking about it. You just exude […]

Categories: sugar • Tags: Hare Krishna, sugar baby, sugar daddy

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A+ invite

May 16, 2015 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

I got hit in the balls playing soccer and am going to see a urologist. Girl at the desk asked me to check my ejaculate for blood. Would be much more fun to have some help producing and looking through my cum instead of all manual!!

Categories: snippets • Tags: blood, invitation, men, soccer

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things drunk people tell me about me

May 16, 2015 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

You’re the sexiest person I know…99% percent sure, anyway. What does it take for you to tell someone what you want? You’re exactly what I want to see. Before I even see you I have a vision of what I want to see and you’re always it. When I’m not at 100%, I know I can call you and you’ll bring me to my 100%. You’re brilliant. I don’t even know why you’re here with me right now. I’m just […]

Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: self help, validation

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“Is she that poem

May 16, 2015 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

you want to read over and over again? If so, then you might as well buy the book.” Jane shared this thought with me on the phone during the drive home. I loved it. Then a friend posted this on facebook: WARNING! TEAR JERKER ALERT! Then I thought about this app I downloaded awhile back for laughs called “AgingBooth.” I aged everyone who meant anything to me. One of my best friends and I looked like sisters, even though he’s […]

Categories: snippets • Tags: aging, agingbooth, love, upworthy

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and it’s sara without an “h”

May 5, 2015 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

But there’s another Sarah, one with an “h.” I have a print of two koi fish on top of my wall to wall bookcase in the laundry room. (I love that my library is in the laundry room.) Every time I look at it I think of her. She made it. She was my future wife. She was one of those people who you wouldn’t notice even if they were standing right in front of you. Her lips were always limp, creating […]

Categories: snippets • Tags: harp, memories, mosaic, Pacific Palisades

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