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intersections & the hall of fame

July 6, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

That’s where we made out. And in the elevator. And in the hallways. He kissed me the way my first boyfriend kissed me and it’s been a looooooooong time since I’ve been kissed like that. Have you ever been in a make out situation where you’re walking but you don’t know where you’re going because the other person’s face is on yours the entire time? When you stand still you can’t see a damn thing but the sky because your […]

Categories: sugar • Tags: dating, mirage, relationships, sugar baby, sugar daddy, sugar relationship

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hgh

July 4, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

“AHHH!!! You’re not going to do it in front of me, are you? NO!!!! Don’t!” “What? It’s just a little pin prick. It’s not anything. Look, all you do is rub this on like this, put some of that there, grab here, and…. SEE! DONE!” He had just injected himself with human growth hormone, something he had taught me about only 5 minutes before and writing about is making my body twitch…in good ways. There are a lot of things he does […]

Categories: sugar • Tags: dating, Power Plate, Steam Shower, sugar baby, sugar daddy, sugar relationship

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when the world smelled different

July 4, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

He’s writing a book about his childhood in Upstate New York. “It’s called ‘When the World Smelled Different.’ It’s about the way things used to be…when things were better.” “Children have rose-colored lenses. Everything’s better when you’re young.” “You know what? You’re probably right, but anyway, that’s what I’m working on.” “Who’s going to read it?” “My mom.” And that’s when I decided that he was honest and true. That’s when I decided it was ok to tell him I […]

Categories: sugar • Tags: Bohemian Club, dating, sugar baby, sugar daddy, sugar relationship, The Olympic Club

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chocolate whoopie pies with strawberry buttercream

June 5, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

I knew she existed; everyone has a mother at some point. I didn’t know what she looked like or even her name. I guess that’s the type of stuff only close friends know. Several empty seats were at the table where all the good looking people were sitting. I was dressed well enough to blend in; maybe they wouldn’t say anything. I pulled out a chair, sat myself down, and became part of the crowd. Megan sat near me, moaning […]

Categories: stories • Tags: cookies, equality, gay marriage, lesbians, love, marriage, short story, whoopie pie

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summer stutter

May 25, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

Last night I was in their kitchen, waiting for my phone to charge so I could go home and feel safe during the drive. I get shifty every time I leave their place and take too long to get settled in my car. They live in one of those neighborhood’s that’s not your own, so you don’t trust it. I was hungry and polite, so I said “yes” when I was offered pizza but took the smallest (square) slice in […]

Categories: stories • Tags: not stammer, Oakland, selfie, short story, stutter

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the mechanic

May 7, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

“You can’t fuck my mechanic.” “I AM going to fuck your mechanic. I know what he looks like.” “What? You know him? How?” “‘Cuz he’s my mechanic, too.” I described him and the vehicle he showed up in. He was sad. Like his secret had gotten out. The dude’s on yelp for goodness sake. He’s a mechanic that COMES TO YOUR HOUSE. Everyone’s going to fuck him.

Categories: snippets • Tags: automotive, door to door service, mechanic, yelp

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sitting on a tree trunk

May 7, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

He told me he had a love/hate relationship with him. “How so?” “Well, he loves me, and I hate him.” “I don’t think that’s what’s meant by ‘love/hate relationship.’” “Oh…………………………………………………………………really?”

Categories: snippets • Tags: a moment in time I can't seem to forget

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i’m no sailor

May 1, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

It was the first time we had taken separate showers. With my 3 hours of sleep, I needed a private wake up call and a solo shower did the trick. I finished. He got in. I was dressed and curious. Rope came out the night before but we didn’t do much with it. I took the instruction booklet out of his nightstand drawer, opened it to the page bookmarked with two Trojan Magnum condoms, wasn’t interested in what that page […]

Categories: snippets • Tags: Bondage, Hosiery, Palomina Tights, Rope, Sailor, Wolford

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the kennedys

April 22, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

He was absolutely gone. I had only seen him remotely like this once or twice before and it was nothing in comparison. I’m not sure what he had taken, but it resulted in him wearing one silver plated tooth and being filmed for an interview. “Tell me about your life’s highlights.” “Titaaaaaays. TIT-aaaaaaays.” His voice was so slurred I heard “the kennedys”, but as “the kennuhdaaaaays.” He continued on, “Mooing, ‘cuz those TITaaaaaays. Milk bottles. Love milk bottles. Love everything […]

Categories: slumber • Tags: Dream, drunk, high, straight edge, The Kennedys

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on fire

April 19, 2014 by whatwhippedcreamismadeof

Categories: snippets • Tags: bush, firefighter, humor, love, ridiculous, sex, sprinkler, text, wildfire

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