she likes me
As received by Jellyfish Harper: my dearest, first i feel as if i must apologize for what happened at the dmv the other day. i promise you that i didn’t mean to make out with that random transient. i’m not straight. i don’t know what came over me. despite it, i hope we’re still in good graces because you’re the eternal poetry that is my spirit. furthermore, i miss you and your outstanding butt. hell, i can’t be in the […]
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drearose 