“You can’t fuck my mechanic.” “I AM going to fuck your mechanic. I know what he looks like.” “What? You know him? How?” “‘Cuz he’s my mechanic, too.” I described him and the vehicle he showed up in. He was sad. Like his secret had gotten out. The dude’s on yelp for goodness sake. He’s a mechanic that COMES TO YOUR HOUSE. Everyone’s going to fuck him.

Categories: snippets • Tags: automotive, door to door service, mechanic, yelp