I do.

Do you ever avoid work by trimming your toenails and coating your feet in rosehip seed oil and shea butter?

Do you ever avoid work by tracing your veins with your nails and moisturizing until there’s no longer a dusty trail of white skin?

Do you ever avoid work by going to the kitchen barefoot to peel, cube, and salt two eggplants?

Do you ever avoid work by sitting on the floor in front of your laptop, staring at your post eggplant peeling feet, only to find out just how much salt the webbing between your toes has caught?

Do you ever avoid work by pushing toe webbing salt grains back and forth with your index finger, wondering why they’re turning black, trying to remember if you actually peppered the eggplant instead of salting it?

Do you ever avoid work?

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