“You can’t fuck my mechanic.”

“I AM going to fuck your mechanic. I know what he looks like.”

“What? You know him? How?”

“‘Cuz he’s my mechanic, too.”

I described him and the vehicle he showed up in.

He was sad. Like his secret had gotten out. The dude’s on yelp for goodness sake. He’s a mechanic that COMES TO YOUR HOUSE.

Everyone’s going to fuck him.