Today I searched “sensual” on pinterest while pretending I didn’t just spend an hour working out trying to become sensual myself.
Only women show up. They have several things in common:
I know that confusion means tugging on your lower lip. I did it while watching the series finale of “Roseanne” in 1997.
- Trouble taking off their underwear
It gets stuck right past their hip bone. They’re trying (hard I imagine because their bodies can be stand ins for Ted Striker’s face in that one scene in Airplane) but the panties still don’t drop.
- A thing for eating pearls
No, wait, I think that’s legit. Aren’t you supposed to bite pearls to check their authenticity?
- Shadow play
Sensual ladies only do things at high noon.