black marble
black marble Good for sitting in your closet all day and wondering how many bobby pins you can find.
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amouage MEMOIR MAN
Her face was covered in scabs. They were as bright and permanent as her skin-tight clothes. “The doors are wet. They’ve just been refinished. Be careful as you’re walking around. That’s why it smells in here. You might get high.” I was already tipsy from my skin soaking in absinth since morning. I sat my bags down. “An additional benefit.” The husband perked up, showing a coffee and nicotine stained grin through a thick, brown beard. “’An additional benefit.’ Yeah, […]
Categories: scents, stories • Tags: Absinth, Amouage Memoir Man, BB gun, Oakland, Oakland California
b & w with veins revised: house of matriarch BLACKBIRD
New York was cold, white, and busy. The streets were a blur with fast walking pedestrians dashing in all directions. How we could stand so still on the sidewalk without profanities being yelled at us was amazing. Frozen in time, we embraced for warmth and forever. I never saw his face; he was in front of me, and I behind, reaching my arms around his waist clasping my hands together at his belly. The back of his long wool military […]
slumberhouse SOVA
Fitting that the day I wore this I found out our local drunken Santa was dead. I smell like booze and now I’m crying.
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the supremes: where did our love go
Wear MFK’s Absolue Pour Le Soir and you will know where the love went: into a 2.4 oz bottle for $185.
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Had to reapply …
Had to reapply Comme des Garcons 2 Man so many times I’m calling it 2 Man Mass.
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comme de garcons BLACK
Your most painful, boner inducing pair of shoes, the ones with the peep toe and arch cleavage, will turn into pillows of sponge cake. Proceed.
Categories: scents, snippets • Tags: comme de garcons black, Eau de Toilette, Footwear, fragrance, Perfume, shoes, sponge cake
humiecki & graef SKARB + tang
In the juice aisle at the supermarket, overdressed, oversprayed, and under-entertained: Brother #1: Let’s buy Tang, mom. LOOK! It comes in a pouch! Brother #2: WOW. Tang in a pouch? I like that – I REALLY LIKE THAT. Each picks up a box of Tang. Brother #1 grabs classic Orange. Brother #2 grabs Tropical. Each places their choice into the shopping cart. Mom: Boys, only one. You gotta pick one. The boys argue. Mom: You guys are […]
Categories: scents, stories • Tags: Family, humiecki & graef SKARB, Orange, Shopping cart, tang
etat libre d’orange SÉCRÉTIONS MAGNIFIQUES
My nose burns. Every orifice is leaking. I’m crying, pissing, and shitting. It all comes out easily, and it rarely comes out easily. I’m thirsty for water. I never drink water. I close my eyes to hold back the tears; they escape, along with thoughts of snorting coke off a baby’s freshly powdered tush. I smell baby everywhere – that sweet, milky scent that makes you want to keep the baby and bake cookies to celebrate. I’m still shitting. It’s […]
Categories: scents, stories • Tags: baby powder, Cocaine, Etat Libre d’Orange, Human nose, Odor, SÉCRÉTIONS MAGNIFIQUES
drearose 